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the insecure alpha

don’t hold my hand, don’t touch me and, god forbid, never kiss me in public. you would ask why? well, his rationale is that people seeing us will figure out we are gay and would reckon that i am tye … Continue reading

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self-service sex

yesterday i had sex with myself in almost 7 month. for the first time i got to appreciate it, besides enjoying it. it occurred to me that it is satisfying, it does not cost much and it is immediate. it … Continue reading

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my take on size…

… dick size, to be exact. well, i like big dicks. i am a size queen in my own right. i like to just lay there, on my back, and have friction do the work for me. relax, have my partner … Continue reading

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the worst time to fall in love

Valentine’s Day 2010: maybe too critical, lapse emotionally and too weak to perform, e.i. the worst time to fall in love. I will be staying home by myself.

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strange sensations

i had a very strange experience last night. it was supposed to be a toy play. i brought my entire collection. but we ended up in a long 69 and then something strange happened. we just held each other and … Continue reading

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