profiles of ineptitude

bottom in training. i would like to start with dicks about my size, that is 17cm. not ready for larger yet.

it would be nice if i could have some (good) sex. i don’t have enough experience and i may need patience from you to discover sex. i know i am old but i still hope there is a chance for me. otherwise my sex life would have ended before it begun.

on gear and loving it. horny on a daily. open to suggestions. friendly and vhonest. good sense of humor. i am invisible sometime so you need to look harder. but i am worth it.

vanilla bottom with a hint of kink top. open to new experiences and kinds of people. 

also a good listener and very trustworthy and empathetic.

not looking for sex. just opportunities for friendship, the bury-the-body kind. i am very empathetic and a good listener. i am a Brene Brown and Dan Savage fan.

I am a 16yo trapped in a 45yo body. Not much experience when it comes to sex. Don’t ask… I would love to experiment and learn about sex. You need to be patient and I  hey will listen and do my best. I think I am bottom but I could try to top too.

i am no longer looking for sex. i just suck at it so i just gave up. but i need someone to listen to me ramble and never judge and tell me the truth to my face. i need a friend. in exchange i am a good listener and i am very empathic.

i am no longer looking for sex. i just suck at it so i just gave up. but i need someone to listen to me ramble and never judge and never take bullshit from me. i need a friend. in exchange i am a good listener and have enough empathy to give.

in the end it is not your choice to walk away from me even if it looks like you decide. i will make you. and you can’t help it. and everyone does walk away from me eventually. you will not be the exception. “Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate.”

yeah, i know. i am old, fat, ugly and i have a tiny dick. and killing myself is a possibility. i am tired of being alone and a disappointment. i am just tired of living my life this way.

i automatically block questions about dick dize. mine is small, so don’t bother. i am bottom only anyway.

beginner in sex. i know it is a turn off but i really need some help here and some guidance. i would really appreciate this. yes, i am old but it is never too late. i am down to be schooled by someone younger if you have experience and patience.

Mi estas malbela, malnova, grasa kaj mi havas malgrandan dikon / Tá mé gránna, sean, saill agus tá mé beag / Ich bin hässlich, alt, fett und ich habe einen kleinen Schwanz / я уродлив, старый, толстый, и у меня маленький член

not much relevant experience. looking for someone too teach me about sex. i know i am old but i am willing to learn. teaching can be fun too and rewarding. i am interested to bottom exclusively.

this coming Tuesday, April 3rd, i will delete my account here. if you feel you want to keep in touch with me, ask me for my number. more pix on instagram, link below (but i don’t answer to messages there).

heartbroken, into cuddling and kissing. i am not good at sex so i don’t bother with it unless for some strange reason you really really really want to have it with me. more pix on insta, link below. i did use to dye my beard + hair but not anymore

heartbroken, into cuddling and kissing. i am not good at sex so i don’t bother with it unless you really really really need/want to have it with me. more pix on instagram, link below. i did use to dye my beard + hair but not anymore.

heartbroken, into cuddling and kissing. i am not good at sex so i don’t bother with it. more pix on instagram, link below. i did use to dye my beard + hair but not anymore.

heartbroken, into cuddling and kissing. i may need some sex here and now but i cannot host. i can also be a fuckbuddy if we click. more pix on instagram, link below. i did use to dye my beard + hair but not anymore.

into cuddling and kissing and conversations about the Mueller investigation. more pix on insta, link below. i did use to dye my beard + hair but not anymore.

into cuddling and kissing and conversations about the Muller investigation. more pix on insta, link below. i did use to dye my beard + hair but not anymore. picture here taken feb 23, 2018.

into cuddling and kissing. more pix on insta, link below. i did use to dye my beard + hair but not anymore. if u block me i will not hold it against u and i’ll give u at least one other chance should u reconsider. picture here taken feb 18, 2018.

i have xtra till jan 3, 2018. what was thinking?! i don’t need it so, not to waste it, i am giving away this account. free of charge. maybe you can get laid more with it. not that you don’t but is could be more fun with xtra.

Movies, eating out, shopping maybe, pedaling, just plain walking in the park, hiking if time and weather allows, a little swimming, traveling… these are a few of my favorite things. I am GGG into vanilla sex and versatile and open to learn mild kinky stuff.

Love rookie, I give ’em all a cookies. By cookies I mean pussy. Me is kinda loosey. Dudes take me off the shelf and they put me on credit. 30 days later, they return it and regret it. [as seen on HBO]

poza e recenta si e a mea si am 44 de ani pe bune (nu mai mult). sunt un pic gras (nu mi se vad patratelele). 16-17 cm pentru cine e importanta marimea. am loc foarte rar spre deloc.

I had gay sex for the 1st time 10 years ago. Unfortunately I wasted these 10 years not having enough sex. I am frustrated and broken sexually.  My sex life ended before it begun. I am sad.

muscle bear versatile up for safe (more) vanilla sex with all types of guys / your place only / no skype / whatsapp 0733108464 (incl. video if you require) / last call on Sept 8 when I will leave all gay apps / age is real / i am NOT a sugar daddy

in Vama Veche for the weekend/ muscle bear versatile up for safe sex with all type of guys / no skype / whatsapp upon request (incl. video if needed)

muscle bear versatile up for safe (more) vanilla sex with all types of guys / i can top FF / your place (except on some weekends when i can host) / no skype / whatsapp upon request (incl. video if needed) / gym buddies welcomed / not a pers. trainer

Is there anybody here who would have sex with me? I am told sex is easy to get. Apparently not for me. I am wondering why can’t I have sex? I have GRINDR XTRA, not that it helps.

I haven’t had sex in more than 2 month and I am horny. Somebody please just have sex with me.

MUSCLE BEAR into ROUGH fucking with all kinds of guys. NOT a SUGAR daddy! At YOUR PLACE or my place on weekends.

musclebearbttm

MUSCLE BEAR BOTTOM into ROUGH fucking with all kinds of tops. At YOUR PLACE only.

no sex. caut doar partener de antrenament chiar si sub nivelul meu dar motivat sa munceasca la sala si sa tina regimul. sa tina pasul cu mine la antrenamente si sa ma tina onest cu regimul alimentar. orice alte cereri se vor solda cu block.

NO SEX. looking for a friend as training partner even below my level but motivated to workout and to stick to the diet. Must keep up with me at the gym and keep me honest with my diet. Are you into it?

READ THIS! In Brasov till Sunday afternoon. Muscle bear into SAFE (more vanilla) sex. BOTTOM. Can NOT host. Ask for more info.