random feats of wisdom off the Internet

“—————- Boys———————–
———–are like apples——————
——-on trees. The best ones———–
—–are at the top of the tree———–
—–Other boys don’t want to reach—-
—-for the good ones because they—-
-are afraid of falling & getting hurt—–
-Instead, they get the rotten apples—
-from the ground that aren’t as nice—-
-but easy. So the apples up top think–
–there is something wrong with them–
—when in reality they’re amazing——
—They just have to wait for the——-
——-right boy to come along———–
——–the one who is brave————-
———-enough to climb—————–
—————-all the———————-
—————way to———————-
—————the top———————-
————-of the tree——————-”
[off of a profile on gayromeo]

“find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks ur just as preety without make up on, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky is to have you … the one who turns to his friends and says ..THAT’S HIM” [off of a dating site profile]

“There’s one sad truth in life I’ve found
While journeying east and west –
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.”
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox [off a fb wall]

“I’M LOVED BY SUM, HATED BY MANY, ENVIED BY MOST YET WANTED BY PLENTY….”[off a fb profile]
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka.” [off tw]
“Old Chinese proverb: rape impossible! Woman with skirt up
run faster than man with trousers down!” [headline off a gay (!)
dating site profile] “The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys
are hideously insecure. A big red target for the predators of the
world!! Nice Guys go overboard. They bring roses to a “lets get
together for coffee” date. Nice Guys are always asking HIM to make
the decisions. Nice Guys rarely speak up when something bothers
them, and rarely state clearly what it is they want, need and
expect. Nice Guys think that they will never meet anyone as special
as he is. The nice guy -needs- to believe that he is the best
person for the object of his desires, because otherwise his
insecurities will overrun him with jealousies and fear. More than
loving the man in his life, a Nice Guy NEEDS him. “He is my Life,
my only source of happiness…” YECH! What kind of a burden is that
to place on him? That HE has to be responsible for YOUR happiness?
Get a grip!” [off a dating site profile] “Asemanarea intre
relatiile gay si droguri: iti produc euforie si extaz la inceput
apoi ai numai probleme. Asemanarea intre aventura gay si
medicamente: iti trateaza pentru moment suferinta sau lipsurile
insa pot avea reactii adverse. Morala: nu combina drogurile cu
medicamentele pentru ca sunt mortale.” [off a dating site profile]
“Daca intr-un grup de 40 de persoane 2 se gandesc la sex si restul
la mancare, este nunta. Daca intr-un grup de 40 de persoane toate
se gandesc la mancare, este parastas. Daca intr-un grup de 40 de
persoane toate se gandesc la sex, este team building!” [off a
dating site profile] “insert famous quote to make myself sound like
my IQ surpasses room temperature.” [off a dating site
profile]

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