Earth, LSD and the incredible lover

I take various quizes on Facebook and i get very strange results. I am either LSD, Earth as a planet and even incredible lover. The incredible lover knocked me down. Me, incerdible lover? If they only knew, I’d have a different man for every day and night. Too bad i am not one. I wish i were but given my experience so far, nobody had me more than once. it may well also be my bad breath or my smelly feet. or my poor bowel cleansing style. or all of them together.